A rat is just a short giraffe.

So, this is my "blurb", whatever that is supposed to mean.
Who am I?
I'm Jordan(also known as Jimmy-John Willamead(also known as Julio(also known as The Honorable Pope Jordan the first(also known as the patron saint of Inflash[unofficial])))).
I am currently 16, my birthday is fast approaching it is coming at the whopping pace of one day per 24 hours. It is the 5th of July, and if you are getting me presents I like Klondike Bars, fireworks, explosives, and burny things.i am
in my Junior year of high school I have been acknowledged as being advanced in both math and science classes. So, yay me. But that isn't who I am.
I am laid back, and not a hippy no matter what the_dude says. I do have a somewhat strange sense of fashion. And I look at the world a little negatively.
I live with my parents and my two brothers(or bothers more accurately), one of them is autistic, and can be a little trouble.
I am not popular at school, but everyone likes me. I have no enemies, but I have few true friends. Anyway, treat me however you want, I don't care.
And also I can give you a bitching recipe for chip dip.

Most importantly be excellent to each other, and party on dudes!